Single and Ready 2 Flamingle

cannedyounot:

shslkittycatlady:

hallowedhorrors:

I feel such pity for the homestucks who didn’t know faygo was an actual thing, or who live in places where you can’t find it, when I’m over here in Michigan like
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Someone pls photoshop gamzee in all these pictures

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my job is complete

luuz0r:

chomei:

this is the most inaccurate representation of how animals work ive ever seen

I’m so glad someone finally GIF’d these walk cycles because it was my favorite part and screencaps just didn’t do it justice

antisociallysplendid:

lalagirgurl:

bluedragonkaiser:

dailylifeofadisneyfreak:

Waking up on November 1st is literally like walking through a door from Halloweentown to Christmastown

What’s this? What’s this? There’s décor everywhere. What’s this? There’s carols in the air. What’s this? I can’t believe my eyes it’s just November come on folks I mean I swear. What’s this?

I FREAKING READ IT IN JACKS VOICE 

I FUCKING SANG IT

weepingdildo:

I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

percyjacksonandbooksusalliwant:

andii-k:

Imagine arguments on the Argo II. 

Leo rants in Spanish.

Piper rants in France French.

Hazel rants in Louisiana French.

Jason rants in Latin.

Percy rants in Horse or Fish.

Frank rants in Chinese.

Nico rants in Italian.

Annabeth rants in Ancient Greek.

And Coach Hedge is running around them all yelling, “WAAAAAAAAARRRRR!”

All of them have actual language and then there’s percy as always

fmayang:

octopusheart:

dendropsyche:

sharped0:

clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

this almost made me cry

this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.

I feel ill

I think I just retched a little…

floralls:

*** (by felidae.)
girl: come over
guy: im gay
girl: my parents arent home
guy: im literally gay